Jack Machiela's Friend(s)

Jack's Friend(s)

These are some of my friends:

Angela Brett is the utterly wonderful, talented, excellent, extraordinary, great, impressive, noteworthy, outstanding, shining, smashing, superb, glorious, admirable, delightful, good, magnificent, peachy, splendid, terrific, etc person who is making these web pages, and therefore is typing in whatever she likes about herself. (Angela : You can change this decription, if you like, Jack.) (Jack : Nah. Make me)

Oh, by the way, if you want her to make you some cool web pages, and you have a suitable large sum of money, iBook, digital camera, small sum of money, MacAddict subscription, DogCow T-shirt or soul to pay her with, email her.

(Jack: she has another webpage too.)

The other friends here are in no particular order *grin*. Actually, the order was determined by how good a friend they are (and how paranoid). And for those slighted by their absence - hey, I probably just didn't like you enough, ok? Look, email me with your url and a good reason for me to like you. Money helps.

Here's the page of AnteUP, for whom mere words are inadeqate to describe.

Then there's ^eimi, who's just very cool indeed, but doesn't realise just how cool.

On irc I sometimes visit #30+Truth, where I know quite a few people.

Of course human://si gets a mention... I think he's real, but how can I be sure?

Kees Looij, who is the brother of my brother-in-law. He's also my ex-wife's daughter's aunt's sister-in-law's husband.

Furthermore, he's my father's daughter's husband's daughter's uncle's wife's husband.

That makes me his nieces' paternal grandparents' firstborn male child.

And also his younger brother's sister-in-law's husband's sister-in-law's husband.

Or to put it in non-sexist terms, I'm his parent's middle child's older sibling's spouse's parents middle child, and he's the younger sibling of the spouse of my eldest sibling.

But we're not really related, as such.

Oh, and Hamish, just because. I learned a heap from ya (including how to get slaughtered at Doom II, Deathmatch, seven hours at a stretch).

Then there's Richard. The right guy in the wrong space/time continuum.

And finally Dr TTL, who (always) needs an ego boost.

If this goes on the web without this text being changed then everyone should Hassle Jack and get him to change it.

Jack's Friend(s)

These are some of my friends:

Here's the page of AnteUP, for whom mere words are inadeqate to describe.

Then there's ^eimi, who's just very cool indeed, but doesn't realise just how cool.

On irc I sometimes visit #30+Truth, where I know quite a few people.

Of course human://si gets a mention... I think he's real, but how can I be sure?

Kees Looij, who is the brother of my brother-in-law. He's also my ex-wife's daughter's aunt's sister-in-law's husband.

Furthermore, he's my father's daughter's husband's daughter's uncle's wife's husband.

That makes me his nieces' paternal grandparents' firstborn male child.

And also his younger brother's sister-in-law's husband's sister-in-law's husband.

Or to put it in non-sexist terms, I'm his parent's middle child's older sibling's spouse's parents middle child, and he's the younger sibling of the spouse of my eldest sibling.

But we're not really related, as such.

Oh, and Hamish, just because. I learned a heap from ya (including how to get slaughtered at Doom II, Deathmatch, seven hours at a stretch).

Then there's Richard. The right guy in the wrong space/time continuum.

And finally Dr TTL, who (always) needs an ego boost.

If this goes on the web without this text being changed then everyone should Hassle Jack and get him to change it.